for a one click look up of words you don't understand click the link     

 

RE-SEEDER'S

people who upload a film that is in demand

 

 

there are three things you have to do to watch a film...

1

find the film you want to watch

clink the link to find the film you want to watch  

2

download a programme that lets you download the film

click the link to download a programme that will download the film

 

3 *

download a programme that lets you watch the film

click the link to download a programme that lets you watch the

film  

 

*when the programme is on the computer screen click where it says view

then click where it says options

then click where it says playback

then click where it says output

then click the circle where it says old renderer

then click where it says apply

then click where it says ok

you can now play nearly all films (95% of what's on the internet)

NOTES

To jackal75 and all newcomers to ThePirateBay...

It's frustrating to the nth degree...

We've just spent hundreds of our meagre resources on a computer and related hardware

Then had to fork out more for a connection which doesn't deliver what it says on the label

We can't afford to go to the pictures... then we hear about ThePirateBay and start doing what more and more people are doing... enjoying old and new marvellous movies on the cheap

So with a renewed vigour for life we get to TPB's home page and tap in the name of a film we've been dying to see

Then the problems start... we press the biggest and most conspicous download button and the film doesn't download

We go back to the main page and follow the instructions and install a programme that downloads films

When the films downloaded we try to play it on windows media player only to find that we need a codec

What a nightmare they are

(It's deliberately made as difficult as possible to watch films for free)

So we give up on windows and download another programme promising the earth

Still a codecs problem with most of the films

We come across media player classic and we're on a roll

In a week we get a prompt telling us to update the programme

Duly we install it only to find the codecs problem is back

So we plod on for a year only able to play half of the films we're downloading (can't imagine what it must be like to have a limited download contract of 3gb)

But we're determined to get to the same satisfaction that other people who leave comments are getting and keep on looking for the all singing player

Somewhere the memory remains that the first time we downloaded the media player classic nine out of ten films were playable so we try half a dozen different versions of it to find the one we first used

But it's still not playing the majority of films

We try to use the codec compatibility features in the classic but hey, it's hours and hours of trial and error

It's getting to the point where it's simpler to watch whatever the tellys showing

But the best films are on the internet just waiting to be plucked from cyber space

Then you stumble onto the home page of the guy who wrote the media player classic programme

You download that version only to find that the codecs problem is still there

In sheer desperation you go back and take another look at the settings within the programme

You see something in the drop down box that appears when you press the "view" tab that says "options" and press that and see something that says "old renderer" when you press "output" under the "playback" section

The word old rings a bell because you remember that the first old version you downloaded played nearly all of the films

You've tried a hundred and one other combinations (only another 27 million to try) so you tick the box with an air of unexpectation and try it on a couple of films you've had for a year or two which you've been dying to see and behold! you've cracked it

Every film you download from then on becomes playable

It's so great to realize that you can now watch every film on the internet you go into debt and buy a 32 inch flat screen tv, link the computer to it and go into a film fanatics version of seventh heaven

enjoy

thanks to everyone who puts the time and effort into to the initial downloads

films being re-seeded that are suitable for all ages

bambi

cinderella

close encounters of the third kind

dumbo

explorers

mac and me

monsters inc.

moon pilot

peter pan

phoenix lights: the documentary film of the sightings in 1997

sleeping beauty

snow white and the seven dwarfs

the disappearance of flight 412

the escape artist

the queen of outer space

the red balloon

the wizard of oz

films being re-seeded that are NOT suitable for all ages

communion

planet dinosaur

the fourth kind

walking with beasts

walking with dinosaurs

walking with monsters (life before the donosaurs)

 

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